2025-2026 Session
While Granite Staters worry about taxes, schools, and safety, NH Democrats are busy proposing bills like these. Every one is real. Every one was filed in the official NH General Court.
Democrats want to regulate what you buy, how you drive, and what you're allowed to do in the "Live Free or Die" state.
Prohibiting the sale and use of adhesive-based rodent traps. Government-mandated mouse trap policy for New Hampshire.
Prohibiting the sale of condoms and personal lubricant containing PFAS. The legislature is now inspecting your personal products.
Prohibiting operation of pre-1968 antique vehicles on highways for more than 20 miles unless fitted with seat belts. Classic car owners, beware.
Requiring all state liquor stores to post visible signage warning of health risks associated with alcohol. Because adults need the government to tell them beer is bad.
Prohibiting balloons from being released into the air. A balloon ban. In the "Live Free or Die" state.
Setting a maximum temperature for vape heating coils. The NH legislature is now an engineering standards board for vaping devices.
Establishing an "intelligent speed assistance program" -- government-mandated speed limiters in vehicles. Big Brother rides shotgun.
Allowing speed and red-light cameras for traffic enforcement across New Hampshire. Automated ticketing by surveillance camera.
Requiring vehicle headlights to be on whenever windshield wipers are on. Another micro-regulation for everyday life.
Bills so bizarre they sound like satire. They're not.
A bill "relative to games wherein the object is to capture a pig." Because apparently the NH legislature needs to regulate this.
Proclaiming the Virginia opossum the official state marsupial of New Hampshire. With everything going on in the state, this is what they filed.
Designating the apple cider doughnut the official doughnut of the state of New Hampshire. Your tax dollars at work.
Creates a "loss of consortium" cause of action involving pets -- letting you sue for emotional distress over an animal. Trial lawyers love this one.
A bill regulating the use of the terms "foal" and "colt." The state legislature is now the language police for horse terminology.
"Natural organic reduction of human remains." In plain English: composting dead people. Filed as a serious legislative proposal.
Directing the state to remove the Hannah Duston Memorial -- a statue honoring a colonial-era woman who escaped captivity. Erasing New Hampshire history.
While you're working, paying taxes, and raising your family, NH Democrats are filing bills to ban mouse traps, regulate pig-catching, and declare an official state marsupial. All from the official NH General Court database.